It’s another one of the age-old “which is better” questions:  Coke vs. Pepsi, Ginger vs. Mary Ann, Waffle Cones vs. Cake Cones.

But in fandom, who’s better:  James Bond fans or Science-Fiction fans?  This piece by Robert Wargas puts it this way:  do you think Ursula Andress (or Honor Blackman or Eva Green or Barbara Bach or even Jill St. John) cares whether Yoda’s lightsaber would beat Mace Windu’s?

But what if you fall into both categories?  What if you have some internal existential battle between the fannish aspects of your being?  Who would win?  And would you feel guilty about the outcome?